Saturday, May 29, 2010

Joshua 4-13

Biblical Military Strategies and Conquests! woohoo!

Strategy no.1:-
Get some priests to carry an ark; command your army to march before them around your city of choice in silence once a day for seven days. The only sound you can make is the sound from rams horns, to be blown by seven priests. On the seventh day, march around the city seven times, blow the trumpets and SHOUT like anything, the walls will pretty much crumble down and you can then take your city ;)

Strategy no.2:-
You may THINK you can take a small city with 3,000 men but that's not gonna work if you've got some hanky panky going around in your camp. Firstly you gotta 'cleanse' your camp from any internal sin. Now, take 30,000 warriors with you (to conquer a city of with total population of about 12,000); plant about 5,000 of them in ambush behind the city. In the morning, take your troups, run at the city and fake a retreat. When they come out against you with all their men, command your 'ambush team' to run into the city and set in on fire, then turn around and fight them, they should be caught in the middle as your 'ambush team' can come out of the city and trap them. finish them off ;)

Strategy no.3:-
Command the sun and moon to stand still :) this would give your troups plenty of time to finish your enemy off :)

The key to winning with these strategies: Trust in God and follow His directives :)

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